The wait is finally over!
My new book Designer Babies Still Get Scabies is ready for you. To celebrate, we’re throwing a massive giveaway and even a contest you’ll dig.
“What the heck is Designer Babies all about?” you ask.
It’s a subversive, hypnotic little book that confronts dark questions, conspiracy theories, magic, and histories’ mysteries with dazzling flurries of irresistible rhymes and ridiculous rants.
You’ll meet indestructible robots, world-conquering pumpkins, $300 million dollar fighter jets, dog-eating dinosaurs, judgemental Sasquatch, and for the first time ever, The Dastardly Zuckerburglar.
Speeding through true stories of eels on cocaine, you’ll ultimately discover why designer babies and brain implants won’t save us as we tumble toward the Singularity.
But I need your help. Together, we can get this crazy little book on the bestseller list too…
Just jump on over to Amazon and order your copy today!
How To Claim Your FREE Launch Bonuses
When you order Designer Babies, you’ll get these 3 bonuses for free:
- Launch Bonus #1: Instant access to the Designer Babies Audiobook narrated by Abel James
- Launch Bonus #2: Digital download of Swamp Thing, my album of original music
- Launch Bonus #3: Entry into our giveaway for a 6-month supply of Future Greens and an autographed copy of Designer Babies Still Get Scabies
How To Claim Your Free Bonuses:
- Step #1: Order the Paperback version of Designer Babies Still Get Scabies from Amazon.
- Step #2: Enter your name, email and Amazon order # in the form on this page.
- Step #3: Check your email for a note from Abel James with a link to where you can download your free goodies.
You’ll get instant access to the Designer Babies audiobook (narrated by yours truly), and Swamp Thing my album of original music. Plus, we’ll automatically enter you into our giveaway for a chance to win an autographed copy of Designer Babies Still Get Scabies and a 6-month supply of Future Greens.
Designer Babies Giveaway
When you claim your free bonuses, you’ll automatically be entered into our giveaway for these awesome prizes…
- 1st Place Winner: Autographed copy of Designer Babies Still Get Scabies and a 6-month supply of Future Greens (Total Value: $492.69)
- 2nd Place Winner: Autographed copy of Designer Babies (paperback) and a 3-month supply of Future Greens (Total Value: $252.84)
- 3rd Place Winner: Autographed copy of Designer Babies (paperback) and a 1-month supply of Future Greens (Total Value: $92.94)
We’ll randomly be choosing 3 winners from everyone who purchases the paperback version of Designer Babies Still Get Scabies and claims their free bonuses via this online form.
Stay tuned, we’ll be contacting and announcing winners on Tuesday, December 17th, 2019.
Ready to grab your copy? Click the button below to order the Designer Babies Still Get Scabies paperback from Amazon.
What the Leaders of Health Are Saying About Designer Babies Still Get Scabies
Designer Babies already made it into the hands of few close friends and colleagues—and the response has been overwhelming!
“Abel James shares his playful and satirical side through remarkable poems that make you laugh out loud. It’s as if you’re reading a limerick while also feeling like you might just have entered the mind of a brilliant commentator on society and life. The poems feel like a tease or tickle from someone you love. If you want to feel loved or smarter, or laugh a little harder, get this book.”
– Dr. Srini Pillay, Harvard Neuroscientist and Bestselling Author
“Don’t let the cute art and talk of silliness fool you. As much as there are ample portions of goofy delight in these lovely poems, this book is actually a trenchant critique of the brokenness of the modern world. It will make you laugh, and it will make you think, and it will make you feel deep, heart-wrenching things–and this was all, I suspect, rather James’s intent: to produce a literary masterpiece that hooks you with its charm and keeps you with its ageless and arresting wisdom.”
– Dr. Stefani Ruper, Author, Scholar and Philosopher
“In a world that takes itself far too seriously, Abel manages to both poke fun and provide insight… if one is willing to go on the adventure.”
– Robb Wolf, New York Times Bestselling Author
“Smart, hip, and charming, you’ll love Abel’s take on coping with the hype and nonsense of modern day living! Each poem takes you on a mini journey to lift the veil, first revealing the truth of what’s really going on, and then helping you appreciate the beauty and good things in your life.”
– Jennifer Iserloh, Alchemist, Holistic Health Coach and Author
“I highly recommend Abel’s small book of poetry. With all the noise of today’s society, there are times when you just need to turn it all off and have a chuckle. This book does exactly that. Even though the content is based on today’s real world problems, the humor behind it is fantastic and gives you a little hope we can get it figured out.”
– Gary Collins, Writer and Life Simplification Teacher
“I LOVED your poetry book. I read the whole thing. It was SO good and so funny and sad. It’s a great book and I think everybody should read it.”
– Abel’s Mom, Musician and Author
Head on over to Amazon today and order your very own copy of Designer Babies Still Get Scabies…
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Designer Babies?
Designer Babies Still Get Scabies is book of (mostly) silly poetry written by Abel James.
With over 110 poems, it’s a subversive, hypnotic little book that confronts dark questions, conspiracy theories, magic, and histories’ mysteries with dazzling flurries of irresistible rhymes and ridiculous rants.
When will Designer Babies be available?
Designer Babies is now available for order, officially hitting the market on November 9, 2019.
When you order the paperback version and submit your details in the form on this page, you’ll get instant access to the Designer Babies Still Get Scabies Audiobook (narrated by yours truly), as well as the eBook for free.
Plus, we’ll automatically enter you into our giveaway for a chance to win a 6-Month Supply of Future Greens and an autographed copy of Designer Babies.
Where can I order a copy of Designer Babies Still Get Scabies?
Right now, you can order your copy on Amazon.
What bonuses are included when I order Designer Babies?
When you order Designer Babies Still Get Scabies, you’ll get these 4 free bonuses:
- Bonus #1: Designer Babies Audiobook (narrated by Abel James)
- Bonus #2: Digital download my album of original music, Swamp Thing
- Bonus #3: Entry into our giveaway for an Autographed copy of Designer Babies Still Get Scabies and a 6-Month Supply of Future Greens
How do I claim my launch bonuses?
To claim your free bonuses, simply:
- Order the Paperback version of Designer Babies Still Get Scabies from Amazon.
- Enter your name, email and Amazon order # in the form on this page.
- Check your email for a note from Abel with a link to where you can download your free goodies.
That’s it! We’ll automatically enter you into our giveaway for autographed copies of Designer Babies Still Get Scabies, and a 6-month supply of Future Greens.
When will you be choosing a winner for the giveaway, and how will I know if I won?
We’ll be contacting the winners by email, and will be announce them here on Tuesday, December 17th, 2019.
